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About Me Member Lurker jackflintMale/Australia Recent Activity Deviant for 2 Years
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Dear MomDear Mom   
Space isn’t as bad as you made it out to be. It’s big sure but it’s not that scary. Aliens, now, aliens are scary, just yesterday the ship was taken over by purple blobs! Boy was that chaotic, the captain just lay down and cried. Oh yeah did I mention he has the mind of a 12 year old? What laughs, what laughs. Then the ships computer made like a banana and split. It wheeled right passed me muttering obscenities but couldn’t get into the safety unit as its wheel wouldn’t make it over the small lump of sealing rubber. I wouldn’t laugh though mom that would be dangerous. It was about then that Dear Mom
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Whos that with your... final                                 Who’s That With Your Wallet?                            Your guide to the people and semi-people of World Book                                  &nb Whos that with your... final
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Who's That With Your Wallet 4Who’s That With Your Wallet?  Your guide to the people and semi-people of World Book  By Ebinizer Cake   
Part one: World Book: a Land of Many Faces   
World is full of different races, and telling them apart can sometimes prove to be quite difficult. For instance, you are walking down a street in the bustling acropolis of Cirith, and a small brown being with long pointed ears and a pointed leafy nose leaps out of an alleyway and brandishes a knife at you. Can you name the species, which has attacked you? No? Well, you have just been threatened by the common Brown Streetgoblin, and are in very deep trouble. Who's That With Your Wallet 4
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Who's that with your wallet 2                                   Who’s That With Your Wallet?  Your guide to the people and semi-people of World Book  By Ebinizer Cake   
Part one: World Book: a Land of Many Faces   
World is full of different races, and telling them apart can sometimes prove to be quite difficult. For instance, you are walking down a street in the bustling acropolis of Cirith, and a small brown being with long pointed ears and a pointed leafy nose Who's that with your wallet 2
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Power to the masses

Tue Apr 8, 2008, 2:04 AM
I haven't journaled in a long time have i? not that anyone cares but you know, fish meat and the other. Any who, what's happened recently, well i just finished doing a guide to the species of world book which I'm happy with. Um, my scholar buddies :yakuza: are all alive, which is a plus. yeah couldn't think of a word that described all of them. Ummmmmmm, school sucks, but hey, whatcha gonna do. Anyway this is going no where, i was just sick of the old journal. so you know

:pee: + :handshake: = :worship:

cya

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  • Mood: Artistic
  • Listening to: A gameshow
  • Reading: nothing
  • Watching: nothing
  • Playing: Donkey Kong Country 3
  • Eating: Nothing
  • Drinking: Nothing

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  • Current Residence: Outside space and time... Leave letters by the door
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: Nope, never, and I was watching real close
  • Print preference: Hahahahahahaha, brilliant impression of Bert Reynolds
  • Interests: Greatest show on earth they said, one hour later I'm dead with a spoon in my gullet
  • Favourite movie: Never did see those 'Fantastic' pants of his
  • Favourite band or musician: I'm not the religeous type
  • Favourite genre of music: That was my toast... Oh goddamit!
  • Favourite artist: I left it right here...
  • Favourite poet or writer: Masked Racoon Capitan Cabbage MishMash
  • Favourite photographer: Sk3nv0y MishMash
  • Favourite style of art: Oh it's everywhere, and the drapes.
  • Operating System: Mr's Hadingtons Rising Damp
  • MP3 player of choice: Crippled for life after that. and you know what, they never let penguins in anymore, not one!
  • Shell of choice: kill the princess, save the dragon, all in a days work for a reptile fetishest like me
  • Wallpaper of choice: It fell down, and no mater how hard I pull, it just screams.
  • Skin of choice: Your not supposed to put people in that part of the plane
  • Favourite game: So apparently dwarf tossing IS illegal
  • Favourite gaming platform: Interesting, and how long has your cat had this 'human' femur
  • Favourite cartoon character: no, haha, no jim, but if it was cold, and we were both really drunk
  • Personal Quote: Eye of the whirlwind
  • Tools of the Trade: Him and her and mine and yours

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=masked-racoon Jul 19, 2009, 2:55:31 AM
Hi, Max here.
Umm, you may not have noticed but before I blocked you... well I just unblocked you.

Sorry, I'd forgotten all about it untill ~elemental-patient reminded me ^^;

My bad,
-Max/=masked-racoon
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~minimidna Oct 13, 2008, 9:04:37 PM
I like how you died on here xD

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~BloodMother Aug 20, 2008, 3:19:01 PM
(points finger)
PREGNANT!

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~Sk3nv0y Jul 20, 2008, 5:37:17 AM
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check out my short film tis awesome [link]

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