I haven't journaled in a long time have i? not that anyone cares but you know, fish meat and the other. Any who, what's happened recently, well i just finished doing a guide to the species of world book which I'm happy with. Um, my scholar buddies are all alive, which is a plus. yeah couldn't think of a word that described all of them. Ummmmmmm, school sucks, but hey, whatcha gonna do. Anyway this is going no where, i was just sick of the old journal. so you know

+ =

cya

:jackflint:

Hello friends and neighbors. As you know I am one fourth of a little group known as The Scholars of Retardo, as you also know I, along with Masked Racoon, and Captain Cabbage have been creating a fantasy story about a Troll, a Witch, etc. Well recently another story has popped onto the plate. It's set in the same universe and is not as epic as A New Tale. It is a heartwarming story about a Mental Satyr, a puzzled gnome, a bitter elf, and a Jolly vampire hunter.

OK, well, here's the deal, Pan (Satyr - traditionalist parents) is heading into the great anthro city of Malek for various reasons, however at the same time Hank (Gnome - Cant remember full name) is heading out from his little village into the big city for various reasons. However both need a guide, and so upon reaching Malek, they meet each other and get confused and believe the other is their guide, they then have wacky solo adventures until they meet George (Elf - no magic, extremely bitter) who is a palace guard. He angers the king of Malek and ends up hiding with Hank and Pan, they hide out in a church on the outskirts of Malek where they meet ----- (nameless as for now) who is a jolly friar.

Anyway there's vampires.

NOTE: I will probably end up writing this, the same way Masked Raccoon will probably end up writing a New tale

Lots of love

Jackflint

Hello everyone.
As you have probably noticed, i have not been deviant arting so much recently. I apologies. I have been taking a break from writing, and just enjoying the holidays. I'm back now though, and I have a couple of things to post.

On a more personal level, yesterday was mine and MishMash25's one year anniversary. I am happy.

Thats all for now

lots of melon

JACKfLInt

1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (first pet & current car)
Orbie Some Truck

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (fave ice cream flavor, favorite cookie)
Mint Royale

3. YOUR "FLY Guy/Girl" NAME: (first initial of first name, first three letters of your last name)
J.Aly

4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal),
Blue Moth... eh?

5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
Ronald Melbourne

6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first)
Alyja

7. SUPERHERO NAME: ("The" + 2nd favorite color, favorite drink)
The Purple Ginger Beer

8. NASCAR NAME: (the first names of your grandfathers),
Ron Bill

9. STRIPPER NAME: (the name of your favorite perfume/cologne/scent, favorite candy)
Chocolate Nerds... DAMN!

10.WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's & father's middle names ),
I'll just call myself Roy Bizzlewik

11. SPY NAME: (your favorite season/holiday, flower).
Winter Nettle

12. CARTOON NAME: (favorite fruit, article of clothing you're wearing right now + "ie" or "y")
Appleshirtie (doubleyou Tee Eff)

13. HIPPY NAME: (What you ate for breakfast, your favorite tree),
Pot Noodle Oak (ahahaha)

14. YOUR ROCKSTAR TOUR NAME: ("The" + Your fave hobby/craft, fave weather element + "Tour"),
The Writing Snow Tour


1. Do you snore?
No I moan

2. Are you a lover or a fighter?
Lover

3. What’s your worst fear?
ok, well, mine are a bit fucked, my worst fears are sleep and time travel, how nuts is that, I have hypnophobia and chronophobia or somthing

4. As a kid, where you a lego maniac?
I was a wooden thomas the tank engine maniac

5. What do you think of “reality” tv?
Tis a curse upon our fair kingdom

6. Do you chew on your straws?
is this some kind of twisted sexual metaphore!

7. Were you a cute baby?
I was fat

8. Is the single life for you?
Nope

9. What colour is your keyboard?
Black

10. Do you sing in the shower?
Hell yess

11. Have you ever sky-dived before?
Fuck no, are you crazy, fuck no no no no

12. Any secret talents?
I have very few talents as it is, why the hell would i keep some secret

13. What’s your ideal vacation spot?
Doesn't really fuss me

14. Can you swim?
I can propel myself along rocks using my specially designed flippers

16. Have you seen the movie "Donnie Darko”?
Yeah...

17. Do you give a damn about the ozone?
Yeah.

18. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie?
around seven

19. Can you sing the alphabet backwards?
can you?

21. Are you a single child?
No

22. Do you prefer electronic or manual pencil sharpeners?
manual, you must wok for your pointy end

23. What’s your stand on hunting?
Hunting people, cool, hunting Jackson no

24. Is marriage in your future?
Not my immediate one

25. Do you like your handwriting?
Nope

26. What are you allergic to?
The U's in Alphaetti spaghetti

27. When was the last time you said 'I love you'?
Uh... yesterday when i was with my old lady

28. Is Tupac still alive?
YES... who's tupac

29. Do you cry at weddings?
Depends

30. How do you like your eggs?
fertilised

31. Are blondes dumb?
Do cats think

32. Where does the other sock end up?
And why does the other one stay?
My house, because it loves me

33. What time is it?
4:07

4. Do you have a nickname?
Pockets

35. Is McDonald's disgusting?
not the chicken burgers

36. When was the last time you were in a car?
yesterday

37. Do you prefer baths or showers?
showers, you cant sing in the bath

38. Is Santa Claus real?
Pip

39. Do you like having you neck kissed?
bitten, yep, kissed, meh

40. Are you afraid of the dark?
depends

41. What are you addicted to?
mayonaise

42. Crunchy or creamy peanut butter?
creamy

43. Can you crack your neck?
sometimes it cracks itself

44. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
no

45. How many times have you brushed your teeth today?
none yet

46. Is drug free the way to be?
yep

47. Are you a heavy sleeper?
fuck yes, i only got up an hour or so ago

48. What colour are your eyes?
sea green

50. Do you like your life?
love it

51. Who’s better: Stone Cold or The Rock?
I like rocks

52. Are you psychic??
I talk to pot plants, does that count

53. Have you read "Catcher in the Rye"?
yeah, good book

54. Do you play any instruments?
musically retarded

55. Have you ever stolen money?
Money, no

56. Can you snowboard?
I sled

57. Do you like camping?
Yep

58. Do you snort when you laugh?
no, i just laugh until i bleed

59. Do you believe in magic?
Certain types of magic, yes

60. Are dogs a man’s best friend?
Depends on the man

61. You believe in divorce?
No, it is a thing of make beleive like santa and- OF COURSE I FUCKING BELEIVE IN DIVORCE

62. Can you do the moonwalk?
I can moonshake

63. Do you make a lot of mistakes?
Hell yey

64. Is it cold outside today?
Yeah, whooo, lovely

65. What was the last thing you ate?
pot noodles

66. Do you wear nail polish?
sometimes

67. Have you ever been kissed?.
yes

68. What's the most annoying TV commercial?
commercials rock my barnhouse

69. Do you shop at American Eagle?
I once atacked an eagle

70. Favourite song at the moment
dunno really

71. When was the last time you had sex?
previous life

72. Do you like your job?
sometimes...

73. Do you like your classes in school?
I like to read bookies

74. How do you like your meat cooked?
no, raw and bloody

75. Do you like these surveys.
Rump



Well there you go

stolen from captain cabbage
who stole it off dark angel?
who got it from somewhere else
and i'm expecting it stolen off me
please

Found these on Maskd Racoons journal

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I have a DIFFERENT sence of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I am way too many of these

and just because this one made me laugh

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.